Thursday, February 11, 2010

It'll Be Our Women and Children Next!

Well, we can't believe it!

It's bad enough that we here at the stately Brisbane Ultimate Blog mansion have to keep the moat to the north of the estate well stocked with savage Dom Venturas and whatnot in readiness for the annual invasion season from the wild norsemen (and women) of the North (usually around the time of Northern Regionals - coincidence? I think not).

But now we have to get boost our rear defences, if a recent view of the CCTV footage covering the southern end of the compound is to be believed.

Now, you'll all know that normally around this time of year, as is right and proper, the stately mansion spends a bit of time dissecting the upcoming Brisbane Premier League season.

So imagine our surprise to see that the upstarts from the Gold Coast have gone ahead and done their own preview!

Now of course, we here at the ORIGINAL AND BEST home of online BPL coverage are confident that, much like the Cobras before them, this effort will soon faulter and fade down to the bottom of the blogging pile.

Back to the CCTV footage. Someone's picked up a few tricks after their time with the Sensei, wethinks. While the ninja outfit is doing a remarkable job of covering up the orange shirt, the crazy grin on the fellow we see, slipping into the stately mansion's computerised analysis centre and rifling through and photographing our notes on the next season, give the game away.

For many, this could mean war. And not any woosy government War On Something Unpopular (although we're comfortable that the QI of the Slammers is going to start low and stay there). But real war.

But you know, what the heck. We here at the stately Brisbane Ultimate Blog mansion are people of peace. So go on over and see what the GCers have to say about the upcoming season. Just lock up your wives and children before you go.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah Brisbane Blog your slackness on this is a fking disgrace. The world needs more Dojo bagging, especially if the GC blog is going to be soft on them. Will be good though when Stef goes to pile more misery on Passion though.

Danno said...

I would back you over the Gold Coast any day. Bunch o white shoe wearers.