We don't do much hero worship in Australian Ultimate, but I'm sure that somewhere in the multi-verse there's an alternate reality containing a Cult of Potts.
The Cult of Potts would meet after games of Ultimate, to drink and trade stories. The Cult would wear black robes, but underneath would be the finestly hair-legged cross-dressing possible. There would be some chanting, such as:
Leader: When its getting close against [insert team here]
And you're losing it in the air
For scoring points and tricky things
Who will always, always be there?
ALL: ALL HAIL POTTSY!
Leader: When you're sitting home and blue
And you need something to do
Who will e-mail out about bushwalking,
Or invite you to the zoo?
ALL: YOU ROCK POTTSY!
Leader: When your spirit has been sinkin'
Or you need some AFDA policy thinkin'
Or there's a real need for some drinkin'
In a black dress, who will be slinkin'?
ALL: FUCK YEAH POTTSY!
Leader: Let us mention nudity!
Leader: Let us mention Captaining Australia!
ALL: NUDITY! er, we mean YEAH DINGOS!
Leader: Let us mention running so many tournaments and leagues and teams and meetings and all that stuff.
ALL: YOU GO POTTSY!
ALL: POTTSY POTTSY POTTSY!!
Happy birthday Pottsy, and many more.
Readers are welcome to share their Pottsy stories in the comments here, or over at Ulti-Talk.