Friday, July 20, 2007

Halibut Preview: The Muffin Tops

Just as Hercules took on his famous twelve labours, over the remaining week and a bit until the big event, I will attempt to preview each of the no-longer-14 but-now-16 teams registered for 'Halibut 2007: It was THIS Big!'. Today: the Brisbane-based Muffin Tops.


FORM: The Muffin Tops look like a great bunch of players. The big question will be how they combine. Particularly given the intention to play in pink. Crikey. That's all I've got to say about that.

Really though, the success of this team will come down to the intensity of Andrew 'the Animal' Lankowski (expect him to disrupt a few opposing players by asking for the missing BPL Summer Season cash) and the Muffin Tops' very strong line of foxy ladies - Maylin 'Ya Wha?' Chuah, 'Flexible' Emma Bendall, Suz 'the Animalette' Facy, and the Unstoppable Steph Machine (amongst others). Look at moy indeed – you will be when this lot run over the top of you.

PARTY: All the salsa dancing lately will have toughened some of these partiers up, and they'll be there all night (unless they chose to strike out on their own). However, I'm not sure how much drinking they'll be doing, aside from Big Keith 'Pounder' Cameron-Smith, who'll be grinning constantly and holding up one end of the bar.

TIP: What the heck – deep down I reckon they'll do pretty well. Having the TD on your team is also always worth two spots. 5th.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Maylin DOES look like Strawberry Shortcake's friend Ginger Snap!

And I quote: Ginger Snap™
Ginger Snap is the best cookie chef in the world. Ginger’s home is in the tiny village of Cookie Corners, where even her house and bakery are made of cookies. An inventor, her greatest invention is the amazing cookie maker machine, which produces tray after tray of delicious cookies. Her greatest joy of all is sharing warm cookie with a friend.