Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Halibut Preview: Hooray for Everything



Jangles aka Two-Ducks aka Adam Beu (that last one sounds like a pretty dodgy nickname to me) is clearly now the Kevin Rudd of Brisbane Ultimate, insisting over at Ulti-talk that "he can smell the feel of the wooden spoon" in his efforts to portray the QUTie-based sneaky squad as the Halibut underdogs. Plus its the fair hair and disturbing smile.

Hooray for Everything is a pretty politically correct name. Why not 'Horny for Everything', or 'Hooray for Jesus, Mary and Saint Joseph' or something. Make a stand, people!

FORM: Any team that has (while we're in nickname city) Wetnose, Canst Thou Have Cheezburger and the Hudmeister on it's roster is going to score a few points at least, and there are quite a few QUTiers I don't see registered on any team, so it could just be student slackness preventing your tipster from making a more solid call. They could just sleep in too.

PARTY: Won't be the first to go home, but likely to go home alone. However, if they can field 5 Borats, I will be willing to name them F**KIN AWESOME PARTY CHAMPIONS.

OUR TIP: 11th.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Two Ducks?
Has Jangles been messing with the wildlife?

Jangles said...

Ready OK!!

Despite the large roster of QUT players this team is there for the Beer! HOORAY!!! dont be suprised to see some unusual on feild antics combined with a half time display of unconess and disgrace. With my self as a fearless head cheerleader we plan to drag everyone down to our level and then kick em in the shins. the occasional undies point may be called so wear your sunday best. HOORAY!!!

PS. the players not on our list from QUTies are still up for grabs. chadwick, harry, dave, luke,etc

JdR said...

Jangles wears the number 22. In Bingo parlance, 22 is 'Two ducks swimming'.

If you see a mention to Little Record, its because Brett wears 45, and a 45 is what they used to call singles of vinyl records.

I haven't encountered anyone wearing 88 yet.

Anonymous said...

doesnt buzz wear 88? and i dont no if we played any undies points, but we certainly played whole days in just undies and skirts. hot stuff!!