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Division 2
Form only for Division 2 this week.
Slipped Discs (11th) vs Plastic Scourgery (9th) – Annerley 3A
Slipped Discs - last seven games – LWLLLLL (five losses in a row)
Slipped Discs Player to Watch – Bridget B
If Slipped Discs were a TV show – they’d be on Bris31
Plastic Scourgery – last seven games – WWLLLLL (ditto)
Plastic Scourgery Player to Watch – Emma B
If Plastic Scourgery were a TV show – That 70’s Show
Our tip: Plastic Scourgery by 2
Chimichangas (7th) vs Discheads (5th) – Annerley 3B
Chimichangas - last seven games – WFLWWWL (steady as she goes)
Chimichangas Player to Watch – Jemery A
If Chimichangas were a TV show – Los Vengadores
Discheads - last seven games – WWWWWLL (have the wheels fallen off?)
Discheads Player to Watch – Craig B
If Discheads were a TV show – Thunderbirds
Our tip: Discheads by 1
What the Huck? (4th) vs Tsunami (3rd) – Annerley 5A
What the Huck? - last seven games –LWWLWWW (due for a loss?)
What the Huck? Player to Watch – Laura B
If What the Huck were a TV show – The Mickey Mouse Club Show
Tsunami- last seven games - WLWWDWW (hasn’t lost for a while?)
Tsunami Player to Watch – Ben D
If Tsunami were a TV show – Hawaii 5-0
Our tip: Tsunami by 1
Agent Orange (1st) vs Mellow Yellow (6th) – The Gap 1
Agent Orange - last seven games – WWWDWWW (unbeaten!)
Agent Orange Player to Watch – Alex B
If Agent Orange were a TV show – Get Smart
Mellow Yellow - last seven games – DLLLWWW (talk about a season turnaround)
Mellow Yellow Player to Watch – Kirsten
If Mellow Yellow were a TV show – Cheers
Our tip: Agent Orange by 4
Griffith Go-Go's (8th) vs QUTies (10th) – Griffith 2
Go-Go’s - last seven games – DLLWLLW (blips)
Go-Go’s Player to Watch – Lizzy B
If the Go-Go’s were a TV show – Funky Squad
QUTies - last seven games – LLWDLLL (will be keen for it)
QUTies Player to Watch – Jangles
If QUTies were a TV show – Open University
Our tip: Go-Go’s by 1
Griffith Oh-Yeahs (12th) vs Disc-iples (2nd) – Griffith 3
Oh Yeahs - last seven games – LLLLLLL (about due!)
Oh Yeahs Player to Watch – Kate B
If the Oh Yeahs were a TV show – The Banana Splits Show
Disc-iples- last seven games – LWWWDWW (another great streak)
Disc-iples Player to Watch – Sam BW
If the Disc-iples Were a TV show – Sunday Praise
Our tip: Disc-iples by 8
Division 1
Meanwhile in Division 1 ...
Heroes vs Co-mingled – The Gap 2
Co-Mingled will be on a high after knocking off UQ at St Lucia last week. But its about time the Heroes did something and we reckon this week is it.
Our tip: Heroes by 2
Dyspnoeics vs Bermuda Triangle – Griffith 1
Both these teams adore going out to Griffith to play some Frisbee. Bermuda are seem to been getting somewhere on offence is the increasing number of points on the board each game means anything, but the Blue Ds view themselves as assassins and won’t take anything from anyone.
Our tip: Dyspnoeics by 5
Wuxi Finger Hold vs Ghost Who Walks – UQ 7B
Wuxi beat GWW 17-6 earlier in the season, but the purple-suited-mothers have strengthened as the temperatures have risen. Wuxi have been a bit vulnerable lately, but they seem to play better on campus.
Our tip: Wuxi by 3
Poachers vs UQ Ultimate Lovers – UQ 7A
Speaking of vulnerability and campus, the UQ Ultimate Lovers had their bedroom breached last week by a Co-Mingled raid. Can they regroup? The Poachers meanwhile will be looking for a third win on the trot, and of course, Revenge with a capital R after their 1 point loss against the students way back in Round 1.
Our tip: UQ by 4
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So I went to the supermarket the other day searching for a delicious treat.
‘What is on the menu today?’ I thought to myself as I perused the treats on display.
‘What is on the menu today?’ I loudly bellowed, echoing my thoughts. Several people looked at me like a freak, which was understandable as I was wearing a duck’s bill on my fanny.
My eyes scanned the lolly section.
Snakes. Ah yes, my favourite.
No wait, I thought, they’re poisonous and often rattle when disturbed.
Strawberries and cream. Too British.
Starburst. Too annoying. All those tight little packages you have to work to unwrap the sweet delicious treat inside.
After exhausting the selection of lollies and having dismissed all varieties I rolled over to the chocolate section.
I should have mentioned I am in rollerblades. I stole them off a coconut tree earlier in the week. He didn’t put up much of a fight which was the best part of my year so far.
Chocolates, mmm yes, Willy Wonka’s crack. He had a sweet deal with all those orange midget sex slaves.
Smarties. Plain, small, annoying – they’re the Rove of the chocolate world.
M&Ms. The same as Smarties. Chocolate in a hard candy shell. I struggled to think of a similar idiot to Rove I could make a similar comparison to, however I am not lame enough. I did another figure 8 in my sweet blades and went back to the chocolates.
Mars Bar. It’s a Snickers without the allergic reaction. It also rhymes – I felt smart making this observation and took a mental note to congratulate myself later on when I was alone with the internet.
Twix, Time Out, Violet Crumble, Crunchie, Mint Pattie – all chocolates you would eat if handed to you by a stranger in the street but would never buy given a selection. They’re the TV program you would watch for a few minutes while channel surfing but would never go out of your way to record on that VCR you used to own in the nineties and early 2000s and threw out as soon as DVD players came down to a respectable price and you realised that taping shows was no longer necessary because the internet existed.
Then I saw it. The answer. My heart immediately increased to a tachycardic state, my jowls quivering in glee.
‘YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS’ I screamed at the goat herders standing next to me ‘Nothing will satisfy me like this’.
I quickly rollerbladed forward, slavering at the thought of the delicious treat that was to be mine. My hands stretched out, grasping at the packet with the same hunger a middle aged woman grasps at her decaying youth.
I picked up the packet and reverently read out the name…
ROLO
what.....
I had been thinking that Rolo was short for t-rolo-lo, and now its clear.
hmmm, rolo love on a whole new level.... albeit concerning.
So Chimi's player to watch, JMAC! word is the spicest team in the Buml has picked up Brisbane Ultimate Royalty.
Discheads also has 3 women away for 3 weeks straight - in Napel.
Yes, Chimis have picked up JMAC! We (AO) played the chimis last week. It was a fantastic game with great spirit. Their whole team is full of awesome players though!
Plastic Scourgery by 5
Discheads by 3
Tsunami by 2
AO by 6
QUTies by 5
Disc-iples by 9
Co-Mingled by 3
Dyspnoeics by 5
Wuxi by 3
UQ by 4
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