Borag Thungg BUMLettes! Well after last week's washout, we here in the command module decided to defer preparing the preview until it was certain that games are on. And while there was a fair bit of rain last night, the skies have been blue all day and no disappointing emails have come through as yet. But we're run out of time, so will be handing over the reins to Morbo, our local anchormonster.
Division 2
Griffith Go-Go's vs Griffith Oh Yeahs - Griffith 1
Morbo congratulates this University for fielding two teams. May death come quickly to their enemies!
Starlight vs QUTies - Annerley 3A
All QUTies are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!
Baby Chimis vs Disciples - Annerley 3B
Chimis give Morbo gas. In lighter news, the Disciples are doomed, due to their tiny, inferior human brains.
What the Huck vs Tsunami - Annerley 5A
Morbo appreciates that What the Huck is beligerent and numerous.
Ghost Who Walks vs Agent Orange - Annerley 5B
Morbo demands an answer to the following question, "Which of these foolishly named teams should be exterminated first?" Morbo demands comments!
Division 1
Wuxi Finger Hold vs Mellow Yellow - Griffith 2
Prepare to exchange pleasantries!
Dyspnoeics vs Heroes - Griffith 3
Pathetic humans - prepare to write down recipe!
Poachers vs Disheads - UQ 7A
Morbo will now introduce the competitors - useless team 1, useless team 2, and my friend Adam B.
Plastic Scourgery vs Bermuda Triangle - UQ 7B
Morbo's viewers trust a deep male voice, and huge throbbing forehead veins!
MORBO DEMANDS COMMENTS!
2 comments:
wtf
I quite enjoyed that one.
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