BUML Preview Round 9

This weeks previews are gonna be short and sweet. Like Carl Behrendorff.

Div 1

Bemuda Triangle v UQ AUG
UQ should beat the AUG hangover and shake off the PTD. Expect Goose to have a bad haircut or tattoo or silly cothing.
UQ by 4

Drop Bears v Poachers
The Abra and Myall show should beat the Pete and Reece show. With massive help from their girls.
Poachers by 4

Dyspnoeics v Cadillac
Craig just got engaged so Cadillac will want to give him a present. Tho Coops just had a kid so Dyspnoeics will want to celebrate that. Cadillac gain Seb while Dyspnoeics lose Mansauce. So....
Cadillac by 4

Div 2

WTH? v Ghost
Having a question mark in the name indicates WTH? are slightly confused. This will probably affect their direction onfield. Also Jangles got engaged.
Ghost by 4

UQ v Chimichangas
Chimis will be far too strong on the field. UQ might beat them in the sideline cheering stakes though.
Chimis by 8

A-Team v Agents
It'll be tough for Agents tonight. There is no whiff of an upset.
A-Team by 6.

Heroes v Tsunami
I heard a rumour Chris Brown may be out. Even if he isn't Tsunami should wash away Heroes finals hopes
Tsunami by 3

Div 3

Ultimate Apostles v Dump and Burn
This appears straightforward... and I think it is. UA are the team to beat in Div 3.
UA by 7

Griffith Go Yeahs v Slipped Discs
Were any of the Go-Yeahs involved in AUGs? No matter. Curing PTD is easy: Get a win on Monday night
Go Yeahs by 7

Mellow Yellow v Griffith Aunties
I can't stand bananas, but I like Mellow Yellow in this one.
MY by 8

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