Cold Hard Stats

Slamtown Flatball Club

Captain: Stephan "The Mayor" Rapazzo
Colour: Sunset Orange / Black / White
Average Age: 28 (Abra's age)
History: Last season - PREMIERS
Likes: Traveling post-victory
Dislikes: Traveling pre-match
Breaking News: As always, SFC have made the strongest recruits, bagging the potent Gref & BW. It appears Al may return. They say good-bye to rookie tall, Weens.

Dojo Mojo:

Captain: Pete Allen (at least, for registration purposes)
Colour: Black/White
Average Age: 31 (Cola's age)
History: Last season - 2nd, Highest Finish - PREMIERS 2010, 2011 and one other time in the dark ages.
Likes: Flying under the radar
Dislikes: Effort.
Breaking News: Steve Cameron is not yet registered. No news is good news, Dojo style.

Moreton Bay Buggers

Captain: Mat Ryan
Colour: Red / White
Average Age: 32 (Rolo's age)
History: Last year - 3rd, Highest Finish - so many premierships, see their blog
Likes: Playing on field 1
Dislikes: The fact that they haven't had rights to field 1 for some time now.
Breaking news: Jangles returns home.

Heroes

Captain: "(formerly) Silent" George Salisbury
Colour: Green/White
Average Age: 27 (my age)
History: Last season - 4th, Highest finish - 4th 2011
Likes: (snake) Whacking Day
Dislikes: Recruiting
Breaking News: Jangles out, Vinko in. The Cone of Silence is broken.

Blitz

Captain: Chris Cunliffe
Colour: Get some uniforms boys
Average Age: 25 (captain Cunliffes age)
History: Last season - 6th
Likes: Playing against Bandidos
Dislikes: Dodgy draws
Breaking News: Cunliffe is restricted to bed-rest at the moment and will miss opening matches.

North American Cobras

Captain: Reece Stewart
Colour: Black
Average Age: 27 (Brian's age)
History: Last season - Spoon, Highest Finish - Grand Finalist 2010
Likes: American recruits
Dislikes: Heroes
Breaking News: Apparently these guys have relocated to the North side. They've swept up all the imports and are making a lot of noise about it.