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BUML Division 2 Season 2 Division 2 Overview and Update

Well, while we wait for someone to step up to provide weekly BUML analysis, we here at the stately Brisbane Ultimate Blog mansion are willing to at least cast our eye across a few team sheets and previous season’s forms, as well as the results of the first two weeks, sip a few glasses of port, and give you a bit of a dot point view as to the nature and form of BUML Division 2 (we’ll do Div 1 another time).

Feel free to correct us. That’s what the comments section is for!

exQUisiTe
· “Led” by the Most Valuable Player of last season’s Brisbane Premier League.
· Wears pink.
· One win and a bye so far. Playing Dyspnoeics tonight to see if the go into the Hot Pool from next week.

Baby Chimis
· On paper, you’d say this team will conquer all before them – some famous names here, plus a famous history.
· But then so far they’ve lost to Dyspnoeics and exQUisiTe so far.
· Tonight will be a big test. Can they find their way to the Griffith fields?

Dyspnoeics
· Hardest team name to say and type.
· Mansauce has recruited hard.
· Tony Howes is back for more. But where’s Ollie?
· Undefeated so far. Big game tonight against the awkwardly capitalised exQUisiTe.

Poachers
· Like Dyspnoeics, a little surprised to be undefeated after two weeks, and having rolled some big names. But that’s BUML for ya.
· Important to mention the head Poacher, Dan Blacklock, who’s looking for something for the trophy cabinet.

Them Three Teams from the Heroes Club
· Heroes Original are a bit like the original Justice League of America. Carl is Batman, Tomsteve is Superman, Laura is Wonder Woman, Sean is Snapper Carr. Also currently undefeated. But taking on the Poachers tonight.
· Agent Orange (aka Heroes Roughy) of course have the three S’s - Stelan, Stark and Stef and together have made an artform of Agent 86’s “Sorry Chief” catchphrase.
· Discheads (aka the Heady Heroes) have been savage both weeks so far, but are led by the Foxy Canadian are one up and one down.

Mellow Yellow
· Much like the French football team, seem to be reeling from the walkout by their stars Alex and Katherine. You thought I was talking about Jon and Eireann, and yes, them too. Those rumours of overseas weddings and jobs were apparently a smokescreen, cooked up by the Yellow management to cover up the disputes over money and power within this team.
· Rumours that Rob is quitting his job to go full time into standing around in the endzone have been neither confirmed or denied.

Kelvin Grove Cougars
· Well below the radar – just the way the Cougars like it. At least until they strike. This is probably why they are currently winless so far – just letting their enemies think it’ll be easy when it really won’t be come the end of the season.
· Opponents who are more than seven years younger than them are particularly vulnerable.

Bermuda Triangle
· Should’ve given their name to the Ghost Who Walks, and renamed themselves Inala GP or something and got some sponsorship.
· The plan to use the Bermuda Zone on both Defence and Offence will confuse some. Apparently they also plan to use zone in the carpark, at work and before going to bed.

The Ghost Who Walks
· Man who cannot die.
· Strength of ten tigers.
· Rough on roughnecks.
· Boogies through the jungle.

Griffith Go-Go’s
· Still waiting for their maiden win in the BUML, but have recruited well in the offseason.
· Also waiting for semester two to start, so that all their players can come back from holidays.
· Cheapest team in the League, and it shows.