Wednesday, August 20, 2008

House of Flying Voters

So as of this morning, BPL now has two candidates for its new League Director.

Such is the massive power of the media. We feel a bit like Rupert Murdoch.

What's super crazy beyond all expectations and comprehension?

Its going to be a vote!

This is madness on an unprecedented scale.

Ultimate works best with a mildly benign dictatorship. We all know this - if it didn't we'd start turning up to AGMs.

What are we going to get here? Candidate statements? Running mates? A Town Hall Debate? Slush funds? Spin doctors? Lurid photos suggesting bizarre sexual dressing up activities? Scurrilous emails warning us of the ongoing threat of British League Directors to our precious aussie male fluids?

Having voting leads us only in one direction.

CIVIL WAR!

I guess one good thing could come out of this.

Will the loser go and offer to run Monday nights for Dan and Adilia?

2 comments:

sensei said...

Yep - let's hear your plans for the future, Stu & Wetnose. I'm not voting just on some sort of Monarchist (Stu) vs. Republican (Wetnose) agenda, and I'd be surprised if anyone else does. I want details.

Otherwise my vote is that our current benign dictator Jon Good should exercise his absolute authority and just choose someone based on their merits as he sees it.

Anonymous said...

Is there going to be a swim suit round to the competition?