Who Will Win Div 2?

Well kids, with the ever-ambitious and fidgety JdR no longer confined to the Pool Room, he has been able to sit behind the type-writter and bang out his usual rhetoric. To show that the Emperor is not entirely reliant on his speech-writers, dstrel will announce some dribble in a feeble attempt to make up for the poor form that resulted in a very low-key Quarter Finals lead-up, which has been blamed for lower than usual turnouts last Monday night.

Indeed, it has begun.

Tsunami

Despite an inauspicious start to the season due to world events, this brand-spankin' new team has been an unstoppable force, demolishing all that have stood in their way - bar Chimis. A close one last week against 10th place Oh Yeahs warrants the question - are they unstoppable?

Ghost Who Walks

Like their Phantomic leader, these acid-loving maniacs boast no super-natural powers, but excel in strength and wit. If there was something super-natural about their performance, it would be the ability to get away with murder. These guys wrote the manual called "How to dominate Div 2 when you have a 7' tall man, high-release throws and girls who like to run" - aka "How to play to your strengths".

What The Huck?

Indeed. TJ has young, sporty, fit friends, so the label "Cougars" was never really suitable. Possibly the best dressed team in the league and now the best named, WTH are going to have to dig deep, as their losses this season came at the hands of the three remaining teams.

Agent Orange

These Smooth Criminals-turned Goverment Spies have managed to snatch a semi-finals birth from the grasp of a higher ranked team. Captain Gavin Croft claims the win over Chimi's was "Like stealing candy from a Baby"* - swift and relentless. Will this team produce enough noxious gas to cause wide-spread damage well into the future?

Stay Tuned for Div 1 Hype!!

*Gav made no such comment nor was he cocky in victory. Not very cocky, anyway.