Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Townsville and Ultimate Make a Porno

Yeah, we like our attention grabbing headlines here at stately Brisbane Ultimate Blog mansion.

We've recently heard the news from the run-down Townsville Ultimate bordello, that they're reinvigorating themselves for 2009.

Following a gathering of the night on the weekend, the lads and ladies of the house of folly have offered their swords, axes and jillywallies for the cause of North Queensland Ultimate.

Apparently there will be three Presidents - Matt de Witt, Mike Larson and Big Dave Dehollander. Take that, President-less QUDA and President-less BUDA! If even one of these guys gets stuck into it that will top the rest of the state.

Saucy Simon-e Urquart comes in as Veep, the delightful Julia P as Secretary, and Jailbait Chris Ende has been fingered as Treasurer.

The rest of the General Committee includes Certain Keith Cameron-Smith, Zane 'Dr' Quinn, Duncan Webley and Mighty Hugh Osborn, plus a cast of several.

"My hammer has a long long handle" ... sounds like a line from a porno flick, eh?

*There is no truth to the alleged rumour that Hamish has been tarred, feathered and tickled.

1 comment:

Jangles said...

please tell me you at least locked hamish in a basement for 6 months so you guys can retain some girls.