And I For One Welcome Our New Austin Overlord

Congrats to Stu Austin, the new Brisbane Premier League Director.

Despite a hard push here at the formerly independent and non-partisan Brisbane Ultimate Blog for our own candidate, Mr Wetnose Esq., and the efforts of write-in candidate Tomsteve, Stu took the vote.

Expect sweeping changes as the new regime tightens its grip on power, including upon the press.

Hang on, there's some banging at the door.

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GREETINGS READERS. BOW DOWN IN THE NAME OF YOUR NEW LEAGUE DIRECTOR, AND THE NEW MANAGEMENT HERE AT THE BRISBANE ULTIMATE BLOG, NOW RENAMED THE SNN OR STU NEWS NETWORK.

THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT AND SHINING. THE REMNANTS OF THE OLD REGIME ARE TO BE DISMANTLED AT ONCE, AND THE ARCH TRAITOR good IS TO BE HUNTED DOWN AND TRIED FOR HIS CRIMES, AND EXECUTED BECAUSE WE KNOW HE'S GUILTY. DID WE SAY THAT? WE MEAN, HE WILL GET A FAIR TRIAL, AS WILL THE WETNOSE, WHO IS NO DOUBT COWERING UNDER A COUCH SOMEWHERE, THE RUNNING DOG.

LONG LIVE THE KING.

RETURN TO YOUR WORK, PATRIOTS.